Psychedelics, it's a planetary thing

Feinberg reckons Amazon's anti-worker policies and massive carbon emissions might come from some deep-rooted insecurity. One magic mushroom later, and voila! Bezos could transform from wealth-hoarder to a beacon of compassion and sustainability. Who knows? The ultimate climate plan could be discovering new planets while tripping. Who needs carbon offsets when you can explore entire solar systems in your mind? Take that, peoples.